silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated

I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.

by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009

Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.

Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.

by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019

Knockin A Pump

To Masturbate relentlessly.

After looking at that hot girl, whao i had to go knock a pump. Ater knockin a pump, i felt shameful.

by Acidplanet_Member September 20, 2005

lil pump

lil pump jet ski a miami rapper that can probably fuck you bitch in some sketchers.lil pump mom said he wont be shit he told that lil bitch that he could move these bricks.he also fucked your sister he found that bitch on twitter.

lil pump is a scientist

by Ayyyocti March 19, 2017

one pumping

act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal

Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping

by Willie James Huff aka funky chicken November 7, 2007

Get It Pumped

Popular Scottish internet phrase, created by fans of Rangers FC on the Follow Follow Forums in March 2006. It is used to indicate possible oppurtunities for sexual intercourse.

Man 1: "Look at how attractive that woman is"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "My girlfriend and I have been having some communication problems, do you have any advice"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "I have been having dark thughts, depression, suicide, what can I do to stop this"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

or it can be used in a sarcastic tense, such as;

Man 1: "Jo Brand"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Somebody posts a picture of any female

reply : get it pumped

by Raymondo April 23, 2006

Cum Pump

(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.

"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"

"All that guy is is a cum pump."

(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."

by Peter Mings January 11, 2009