no problemo

An Americanized version of the Spanish "no problema" which means "no problem". Pretty much accepted as slang in American society. Appeared in the popular film Terminator 2 and in the television series The Simpsons.

Girlfriend: Hey honey, can you pick up some wheat germ from the store for me?
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

by Spidey and Cheep August 18, 2007

The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011

fizzbuzz problem

There are Computer Science graduates who seem like pretty decent programmers when you talk to them. They know theory, they know language features, and they're overall pretty conversant on the topic of programming. Then you see their code, and you discover that they stink on ice.

That's why we have fizzbuzz problems. A fizzbuzz problem is a short computer science test designed to illustrate competency (or incompetency) by giving the test-taker a simple task that should take something like a minute or two to program. These can be used in job applications, or in academic settings to see how well a certain educational program is Really going.

The name comes from an essay about devising problems of this type, where the blogger involved the phrase "fizzbuzz" in the tasks.

The eponymous fizzbuzz problem: Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five, print "FizzBuzz".

by nggmpkhrn February 10, 2010

One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

Elvis problème

A problem that needs solving but the solution strangely requires excessive amounts of oisters/lubricant

"We might have an Elvis problème over here."

by that_Sloppy December 8, 2020

High School Musical Problem

A problem which is cause by being great at multiple things. Usually used to describe the troubles of a friend you don't feel bad for because their life is better than yours and they are great at everything.

Talented Person: I made the Musical and the Varsity Basketball team and I can't do both, but I am the star of both, what should I do?
Other Person: Well it sounds like you have a High School Musical Problem.

by Yearbookchick March 23, 2010