T-pose

The pose fortnite players do, Mostly for memes or the gamer anthem, (The Minecraft backround music)

Person 1: I JUST WANNA T-POSE RN

Person 2: Oki fren go ahead

by StIlL a PeIcE oF gArBaGe November 12, 2018

awkward pose

A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.

" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"

by Tuquynh August 18, 2017

poop posing

The act of a male defecating inside a female's anus in order to display dominance over said female.

John: How was it with Jessica last night?
Chad: Dude, she was begging me to be poop posing in her.

by poop poser November 23, 2019

Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 26, 2020

Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.

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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!

by QuakerOatsMapleBrownSugar May 4, 2013

jack o pose

if your a kid please leave this page

the jack o pose is where a woman will lay on the floor and lift her ass up and it’s very sus

idk how to use jack o pose in a sentence so here’s an essay about grass

Grass, a humble yet essential part of our environment, covers vast expanses of land across the globe. The most common form of grass is composed of flexible stems that are usually slender, round, and hollow. Though not a flowering plant, grasses are responsible for producing seeds that can spread and reproduce by means of wind pollination.

by yryddtdiducguzfsryfkggc February 2, 2025

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014