Porn

Think thing you look up when your patents tell you to go to bed.

Usually look up anime sex. Gets you hot by your lower privates. Includes touching yourself. Get you horny. Watching porn can do that.

by I can spell sexual things April 29, 2014

porn

something I will never understand and will never see the point of. And something that floods aim chat rooms with porn advertisers that can get on your nerves. Something that you can something that my 40 year old parents like to look at X_X

Shut up, porn bots!

by Zizzy September 27, 2003

Porn

A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.

Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!

by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013

porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

by Cummy worm November 8, 2010

Porn

The pleasure of all men. Women hate it.

Boy: Awwwwww you just stepped on my porno!
Girl: Serves you right! *inaudible insults*

by Pornviewer October 11, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm February 18, 2011

porn

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

by Cummy worm June 15, 2011