Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders

You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024