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whoop one's ass

whoop one's ass: I whooped his ass for acting smart with my son.
by Andy mafia April 9, 2016
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onesies

sexyyy !
sexiest garment on earth ;)
ninette: yo bry, r u going to the pajama party ?
bry: yea im wearing my onesies
ninnete: sexayyy ! ;)
by cytb April 12, 2011
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wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin
"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"
by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018
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Onesty

A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.
by IM JUST BEING HONEST May 18, 2019
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Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)
Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!
by Light Joker October 23, 2004
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onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
by burntham September 5, 2003
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Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.
"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."
by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004
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