Skateboarding is not a crime

Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.

"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."

by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

Mini G (not a gangster)

A short girl who wears black and writes depressing poems. NOT A GANGSTER!

" God look at the Mini G (not a gangster) over there. Ugh i feel so bad for her," said the mini g's best friend.

by The Mini G's Friend June 22, 2009

I'm not a psychopath

"I'm not psychopath" is what someone says after they just get done murdering someone after they've been accused.

Biden supporter kills Catholic: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

Woman has an abortion: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

by Skyrim550 April 5, 2022

That’s not a knife...

THIS IS A KNIFE!!!11!!!!1!1!

Guy 1: whips out a 5 inch knife
Guy 2: “That’s not a knife... THIS IS A KNIFE!!1!11!!!”

Also Guy 2: pulls out a machete

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 16, 2019

grower not a shower

trader who does not show the full volume on a bid/offer is a grower not a shower.

The seller who originally showed an offer for 50 lots on a V17 2.50/2.75 1x2 Put Spread can now offer for 100 lots. He's a grower not a shower.

by AFERN03 February 10, 2017

boyfriend is not a wall

This phrase is used when a person like to convince other person to cheat on her\his boyfriend (or girlfriend).

Guy: Hi babe, Can I have your phone number?
babe: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: boyfriend is not a wall ! !

by Yaron7 May 2, 2005

ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨

Jellybean fans who spam in YouTube comment sections "ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨"

Jellybean fan: ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨
jellybean hater that's fatherless: die

by ExtraCheezy6942069 February 28, 2022