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Nearly mentally ill

Pretending or saying to have a mental illness or mental health problems just for SOME aspects of it that are considered "cool" or "emo", but being disgusted by non-glamourous aspects of that mental illness.

Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.

If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.
"Because of my black sweater and my earphones on, people will assume I have depression and I'll be cool !" : this is a nearly mentally ill behaviour
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"
by twistedbrain February 22, 2021
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Nearsightedness

Means you can’t see shit in front of you
Bae you are so nearsighted.
You can’t see that I’m leaving you for hamalton.
Nearsightedness means you are oblivious and dumb.
by Currying.peas January 21, 2022
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Nefarious Intent

Nefarious Intent owns intent.store & develops zeroupdates (zeroday)
dude Nefarious Intent hasnt updated ZeroDay in a year!
by Novoleen Client February 12, 2022
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near queer

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.
He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
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Negacity

To have the arrogance to say certain things that distress individuals or groups, such as racial slurs, insults, e.t.c.
Mary couldn't beleive that Billy had the negacity to loadly describe in public how he made love to Mary's mother and father simultaneously.
by Phillip Carter June 12, 2006
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Near beer

n. Any light beer. Especially American lagers. Light beers that can be drank in relatively large quantity without much intoxication.
I'm driving later, can you pass me one of those near beers out of the cooler? (e.g., a Coors Light)

I drank like ten near beers this afternoon, but I'm still gonna go out tonight.

Dude if your wife gives you crap about bringing alcohol into the house just make it clear your drinkin' near beers. Nobody cares about a couple peebers.
by the J-bird July 17, 2013
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Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
by Uwe11 January 11, 2009
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