Nearmal

One who is normal adjacent. More normal than weird but not considered traditionally normal.

The friend group was made up of several core players with a few nearmal cohorts sprinkled in for variety and entertainment value.

by B3 aR January 26, 2023

nearlywed

Gender-inclusive alternative to bride and groom. "Nearly" + ( "Newlywed" - "Newly" ) = "Nearlywed"

My nearlywed party will wear blue and orange. The nearlywed? Yeah, they're getting ready in the other room. I'm hosting my nearlywed party at the casino!

by SenshiUsagi March 17, 2023

nearganic

Quasi-organic. A form of farming, shopping, dining, or lifestyle that allows the use of organic and nonorganic components.

I’m growing my cannabis using nearganic nutrients, like batshit, worm droppings, and lots of chemical fertilizers.

by EthicalDilemma April 12, 2023

Nearday

A person who loves among us

Hey, it's a Nearday!!

by nearday May 12, 2023

neart

The lesser cousin of a fart, a neart is to a fart as near is to far. A fart that didn't go far. Nearly a fart.

I thought I had to fart but it was just a little seepage of gas, it was a neart.

by q359 July 25, 2023

nearlebrity

If you are almost famous, you are a nearlebrity!! The term for people that are close to getting their big break but are not yet a True Celebrity.

There was a time when Taylor Swift was a nearlebrity, when she just started out.

by intothefray January 20, 2024

Nearthy

Describing a state of mental or emotional fatigue coupled with the anticipation of an approaching break or relief, especially prevalent at the culmination of a work period or upon nearing the achievement of a goal.

"With the project deadline tomorrow, I'm feeling incredibly nearthy",
"The whole team has a nearthy vibe today"
"Man, there's just one last hour of work before my vacation starts, I feel incredibly nearthy"

by MissyaPOL November 16, 2023