nut licker

Extremely lazy person. One who lies around all day doing nothing; similar to a lazy dog licking his nuts.

Stop licking your nuts you worthless fucker.
Stop being lazy you fucking nut licker.

by Long Gil Silver February 14, 2010

Nut-tella

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Nut Gremlins

Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.

He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.

by Steve Ambrose-Leigh November 24, 2007

NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.

Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!

by Tony August 19, 2004

nut factor

The ejaculatory state most commonly referred to from the Unforgiveable video series. The nut factor is something that all men strive for. Once "nut" is obtained, it feels like a heavy burden has been lifted from ones person.

Girl: "Wow, thats a big load!"
Guy: "No, thats the nut factor."

by Bo Vice January 24, 2008

Nut Rust

Slang for having a pair of very dirty balls. Can be from excessive sweating or dirty activities, such as rolling around in the sand.

Frank:oh its been a long day, i could use a real good blowjob, and maybe some ball-sucking.

Jane:No way,get a god-damn shower, cause you got nut rust.

by Milkman2313 October 12, 2008

Nut Water

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

by jcb72 August 14, 2012