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Hannah Montana

The worst show in the history of TV. A series about a snobby teen with a terrible accent that ceaselessly kicks your ass which comes out even worse when she sings. her songs make people puke. To say the least, Hannah Montana sucks.
by wolverinerocks July 15, 2009
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Handa Montana

The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.
Question "What are you up to tonight man"?

Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"
by PolyBA April 16, 2009
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Montana Deer

Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.
Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!

Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!
by lilpimpinbunny October 26, 2008
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Monta Zuma's revenge

Is a stomach virus which couses diarreah, neusea, and vomiting. It is cought when a victim drinks teinted water whilst on a trip in mexico or some other suthern country where the water isn't quite so clean.
Dude, no way I'm going to mexico. Last time I was there I caught Monta Zuma's revenge!
by A random Ian May 7, 2010
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French Montana

A sexual position where a male tapes his penis between his legs (to make it appear that he has a vagina), assumes a horse stance, and performs analingus while humming Lil Wayne lyrics.
Did you hear Drake got caught giving Rihanna a French Montana at Build-A-Bear?
by Everclear Jones June 8, 2014
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Montae

big cock man that is great in bed and can easily take your girl
Girl 1: Wow last night was amazing.
Girl 2: Was he another Montae?!
by glow_boy May 14, 2015
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montage

a video put on youtube showing off your "skills" on games. Usually people who make these vids just edit out all 300 other failed shots till they get the right one. Montagers also hate hitmarkers. Hate them.
~hey i just got a new montage!

~oh are you shooting down a narrow corridor this time?
by a mysterious color October 15, 2009
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