hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.

Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!

by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017

I'mGoneStay

I'mGoneStay is a black kitten. Wearing ankle length socks and with a snow-capped salt & pepper beard. As with black cat's, it's appearance was made for the big screen. A halloween happening. 'In the midst'. With a three-year old girl finding him a few hours shy of the blue moon that would fill the ominous air on that certainly spooky Hallow's Eve. I'mGoneStay and Mama cat both made their selves known to US that same week. From Covington, GA. #withWind.

I'mGoneStay! What a wonderful name. She was catnapped you see on the 1st of Nov. Almost a full week later, on 7 Nov. 2020, I'mGoneStay returned on it's own recognizance. Hence the name. 🐱 👤

by cbrennanpoole November 8, 2020

Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.

Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."

by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021

Child Molestor

A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!

All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.

Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?

Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?

Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)

Sally: Uhm… okay :)

As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3

by hajjagain? January 29, 2022

Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.

by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018

All your ancestors child molestors

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018