Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.

White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."

by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

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scratch moded

slammed; faced; served; figuratively dealt a nasty blow

He beat you pretty bad; you've been scratch moded.

by Malsies January 3, 2007

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comme du monde

a french/Quebec french expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.

a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

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Marijuana Monday

everyone is tired of waiting for 4:20

bob:YES! 420 is only 2 days away

Aaron: fuck that its marijuana monday!!!!

by AaronWDFP August 3, 2009

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Meatloaf Monday

A day meant for eating meatloaf to absorb all the alcohol you drink on a Bon Jovi Friday.

Looks like we are going to need a Meatloaf Monday to soak up all this alcohol.

Pipi bought some meatloaf for this Meatloaf Monday.

Joshua's sister is three times as hot just before a Meatloaf Monday.

TNSLPIPITIESO?

by La Resistance! April 1, 2009

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