Mommy Moment

When a teenage girl starts to try and manage groups of people (classes, group projects, etc.) in a motherly manner

Oliver: Oh my gosh I just don’t know what to do with this school project
Bella: Okay, let’s take this one step at a time, also I brought apple juice!
Oliver: Wow, bella is definitely having a Mommy Moment

by Bracemasterplus April 11, 2022

Mommy Lisa

Literally the funniest person ever. If your friends give you this nickname that means your special

Mommy Lisa come here.

by Mommy Lisa January 20, 2022

Mommy Magitha

Mommy magitha is super cool and hot, she is always very mommyish and is my mommy

mommy magitha is my mommy

by Cecebear February 7, 2022

pit mommy

Pitbull owners who think themselves as "mothers" to their dog "child". Often used when referring to bad Pitbull owners whom use their pet to boost their ego, viewing themselves as saviors to what they think is an "unloved" dog breed.

"I have a feeling that Pit Mommy's dog is going to maul her soon."

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 3, 2022

Ice Mommy

an attractive woman who ice climbs with you

"man I really want an ice mommy to climb with"

"dayum son, she a ballin' ice mommy"

by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022

Mommy question

A question which has only one answer. A directive given in the form of a question.

"Are you going to wash your hands before dinner?" is a Mommy question.

by The Kinzernator March 18, 2010

Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

by Libertine September 23, 2009