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Miami Heat

Your 2005-2006 NBA Champions. True the Heat were eliminated by the Knickershitters in 99 in a 1 vs 8 matchup but it doesn't matter because Zo and Riles got the last laugh motherfuckers. How many Larry O'Brien trophies have Patrick Ewing, Allan Houston, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby and the rest of them hoisted over their heads? Yeah that's what I thought bitches. Of course the Knicks have a bright future to look forward to, oh wait no they don't! They traded the 2nd pick of this year's draft for a center with 2 heart defects who can't rebound, The Bulls have the option to swap picks with them next year, they're in salary cap hell, and Isiah Thomas is the worst GM ever and a mediocre coach. Any team with Shitbury sucks until he leaves.
The Miami Heat own the Knickershitters and it'll be at least 30 more years until the Knickershitters win an NBA title.
by Dolphins > Jets too August 11, 2006
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Miami Milkshake

The act of a female laying on her back while the male stands above her with his feet spread, he swings his body back and forth and begins to sweat onto the female, after about 10 minutes he lets out a sweaty, leaky,oily,nasty, but enjoyable fart on her tits.
Cindy: What's for dinner honey?
Ralph: Shut up bitch or I'll give you a miami milkshake!
by Willie Parker Ace June 6, 2010
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Miami Heat

by Billy Madison November 24, 2003
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Miami Steamer

When you take a hot shit on someone during a sexual act on the beach in southern Florida.
Dude, this girl gave me a Miami Steamer last night and it couldn't have felt better.
by Urbancharotte17 January 10, 2017
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Miami Vice

When you come in a girl while she’s on her period.
Guy 1: Bro I thought Jenny was on her period
Guy 2: Yeah she is I just gave her that Miami Vice
by yothispeepepe May 26, 2019
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Miami Coke Float

1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.
Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!
by Harry Toba February 4, 2014
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Miami Triad

The unstoppable three-man duo on the Miami Heat: Lebron, Wade, and Bosh.
Vegas odds for the Miami Triad to win the 2011 NBA Championship are 1:1
by NBA Fan #1 July 10, 2010
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