Methorexic

A person, usually a woman, who may have been hot once but has overdone the meth. Can be identified by toothpick arms, thighs the size of a coke can, and a waistline that clearly shows internal organs. Hollow cheeks and rotten teeth are optional.

Wow, if someone gave her a sandwich she'd be pretty hot. But right now she just looks methorexic.

by George Kaplan November 8, 2010

H Meter

An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.

"Damn, you look hot in that outfit, my H Meter is going up just looking at you!"

by bearista August 23, 2011

moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

by GTOman December 16, 2011

Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.

I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.

by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006

meteorite

a dank nugget which is ejected from a marijuana smoking device upon exhale

dawg!!! you just lost my OG in a mothafuckin meteorite!!!!

by richmoney February 26, 2009

MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.

"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)

by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004

meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

by K Jacobs May 15, 2007