Mermaid Phase

The phase in a young girl's life where she is obsessed with the ocean. She will research about mermaids, search up spells to become one on google, search for mermaid sightings on youtube, crave the ocean, write diary entries about how she longs for the sea, etc. This phase usually occurs in girls around the ages of 9-11 (but this can vary) and will leave them with a permanent love for the ocean throughout their life. This is one of the most special phases a girl can go through. Girls who have gone through a mermaid phase as a child have a consciousness that's on another level. They are special women today that as adults are open-minded, kind, down to earth, sensitive, empathetic, curious, and insightful.

I remember when I had my mermaid phase. One time I searched up transformation spells on google and was going to recite one in the moonlight by my backyard pool. But I didn't want to worry my family since I would have to live in the pool, so I never did it.

Back in my mermaid phase I planned on running away from home in the middle of the night to go to the ocean, but was nervous about leaving my family.

When I was going through my mermaid phase I would write diary entries about how I craved the ocean and how it was pulling me in.

by cutie girl lucy the puppy uwu May 21, 2022

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

hardcore memeing

When you used too many emojis in a single sentence.

"Hello how are you today "
"HARDCORE ADELE MEME MY FRIEND👏💯😂😂👌😂👏💯👌😂😂👏💯‼️💯👏👌😂👏👌👏😂💯‼️💯😂👏😂😂👏😂👏‼️😂💯👌😂😂👏👌💯😂👏‼️👏‼️‼️💯👌😂‼️👏‼️😂👌👌👏💯"
"Wow you are hardcore memeing"

by Woweagreatmeme March 23, 2017

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

gas-memeing

When one posts a gif/meme on social media, especially on Facebook, pushing their agenda, they are gas-memeing.

That Facebook post with the picture of low gas prices from the pandemic isn't fooling anyone. Everyone knows demand was down because of the national shut-down. That guy is just gas-memeing.

by Clive Hyde August 5, 2023

Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019