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G.A.F. Meter

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
by HotDogPants September 21, 2018
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kink-o-meter

the device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.
JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.
by Infinity.Syc0 July 20, 2008
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Feeding the Meter

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
by The_Buddy June 18, 2011
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melter

a person who melts, one who lives life in a careless fashion, an optimistic nihilist, a pharmaceutical pill (or any relaxing agent)
that girl smokes so much trees and watches the labyrinth, she's such a melter.

jeff spicoli is such a melter.
by melter jules November 22, 2011
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Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.
Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.
by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003
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swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.
by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009
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thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.
Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!
by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018
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