Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

Mathewson

SIMPLY THE BEST FATHER. he will love his family more than anything else. He is responsible and a sensitive man. Always cheerful and can lighten the room at any point of time.

One of a MATHEWSON

by Yumma gumma February 13, 2023

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Mathiass

A guy with a twink build, yet a juicy phat ass.

That guy is built like a Mathiass

by Mathiassenjoyer October 12, 2023

Mathesonite

Cires about getting a B

Person 1: Have you seen John
Person 2: Nah he has Mathesonite

by BibJib November 23, 2023

Mathesonite

Crying over not getting a B

Person 1: Hey have you seen Johnny?
Person 2: Oh he went home he has Mathesonite

by BibJib November 23, 2023

Mathias

The ugliests boy to ever exist. he got a big dic but bad personality. avoid at all costs

"That guy over there gives mathias energy"

by Mathias Hater February 12, 2024