marriage

The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.

(original deleted definition of marriage)

by make up your own definitions you witless bitch October 9, 2005

Non Same Sex Marriage

Marraige between partners of different sexes.

Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.

by Cute Anonymouse November 8, 2005

marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.

I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.

by LightswitchFisting July 12, 2017

Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018

Marriage

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013

Triad Marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the marriage of three people to each other at the same time and in the same wedding ceremoney.

Support the triad marriage movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2011

redneck marriage

1. legal relationship between brothers, sisters, best friends and possibly an animal: a legally recognized relationship, established by a civil or religious ceremony, between two below average people who intend to live together as sexual and domestic partners.
2. marriage ceremony: the ceremony in which two fat, greasy southern people are joined together formally in wedlock.
3. An union legally binded with the option and possability to produce abnormal children by default.
4. union of two things: a close union, blend, or mixture of two unintelligent people. Incest is based on the marriage of tradition and southern innovation.

"Thomas I'm afraid that your marriage is in a current decline"
"Now I realize after all these years that I have been in a redneck Marriage!"

"We do not provide counseling for your type of marriage"
"Are you being prejudice against my redneck marriage?"

by Jay P.F November 23, 2007