Mario 

funny Italian man who saves the princess and has funny mustache

“HE’S A PLUMBER NAMED MARIO, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??”
“i save-a the princess!”

Mario by peripheral glag May 15, 2025

Mario 

A cheating bastard who keeps drunkenly fighting with peach over an affair with daisy

Peach: "MARIO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?!?!?"
Mario: "its a me mario"

Mario by therealestoforeos August 5, 2025

MARIO ! 

This is where you get either male or female jizz on both your thumbs or two fingers and as quickly as you can draw a moustache starting from the middle of the upper lip and going outwards ...

KEY POINT : as you do this you MUST shout MARIO (In his accent is funnier) !

Sarah : 'Does that guy know he has a white moustache?'

Emily: 'Yeh looks crusty doesn't it?! '

Rachel : 'Yup I fucking MARIO'D him ;D '

Emily: GO MARIO !

MARIO ! by TheMarionator October 12, 2010

Mário 

A Mário is an incredible human being, with the best picha on the entire planet! He can also be called a pichudo.
His picha is not the only huge thing he has, he has also a huge heart. A Mário will text his friends in the middle of the afternoon to ask if they stayed hydrated during the day.

Random: "I saw a man with a huge picha yesterday! He asked me if I was hydrated."

Random2: "Yeah, he's for sure a Mário! The best creature in the entire universe!"

Mário by QueCringeBro September 28, 2019

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.

Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe by Mario Kart 8 Deluxe April 12, 2022

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Kart 

A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.

Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"

Mario Kart by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016