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Phantom Menace

Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.
Damn! I just got Phantom Menaced!
by Pee in the park June 7, 2005
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Waste Manager

a cumdumping donee; one who excels at receiving sperm
Brittany administered her position as waste manager with a high degree of professionalism; her pussy endlessly perforated, habitually abiding as the receptacle for vast amounts of my personal refuse.
by nate doggy dizzle March 4, 2009
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non-technical managers

A person that does not know what the people they manage are meant to do.
The TM's at convergys are all non-technical managers. Meaning they have no clue what FL does
by Fuil September 25, 2005
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Mancelona

Mancelona is a small town in the Northwest region of Lower Michigan. It's a town full of hicks where the only thing that kept the town alive was a factory in the south side of the town. Once that went away, everything went downhill. Finding a job is next to impossible unless you want to be part of the 300 people that work at the one McDonalds in town.

If you are a minority, this town is not for you because the town is 99% white. If you have children, have fun walking past the house that is sitting across the middle school and near the Library that has a child molester in it. There is even a graveyard right next to the Elementary School. That's actually the only cool thing about Mancelona. Also the 30,000 churches in the town makes it so that you can choose from the wide variety of religions. Mostly Christianity.

If you are a High School student, enjoy the numerous parties and tons of pot heads that roam throughout the school. Also the fact that once every one to two weeks, a girl is pregnant. What more can I say except that Mancelona sucks. That is all.
"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"Fuck No!"

or

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"You mean that piece of shit full of inbred retards. Yes I have...."
by discoloredurine May 21, 2010
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manatee

Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
by jd;ldbf January 23, 2011
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anger management

When a person manages to stay angry throughout their life- no matter which direction it is taking
No matter how her life is going, she is always pissed off! She's a case of anger management, if I've ever heard one.....
by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005
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hoe-mance

the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.
1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance
by lizbrez January 23, 2009
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