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cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

cumducking 

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.
Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.
cumducking by Nickilicious February 12, 2008

Cumducting 

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.
Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!
Cumducting by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022

cumdumplin 

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.
Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.
cumdumplin by Shane January 12, 2004

Cum dumping whore 

1. A female or male that has slept with many people in one day and has other people's cum filling either their anus or vagina or both who then proceeds to get rid of it in any Manor (while being video taped most likely into somebody's mouth)

2. Using the bathroom after being filled with cum by more than one person in one excrementory motion
She is such a cum dumping whore been in the bathroom for 5 minutes excreting the cum with her phone out and her best friend was recording it
Cum dumping whore by Mr. Wickit July 21, 2019

cumdumpling 

A.K.A a child who is acting like a little shit.
My son was such a cute cumdumpling.
cumdumpling by BABYYGG March 25, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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