by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007
Get the john macenroe mug.This is very unique and horrifying sound. This particular warcry differs greatly from others in both pitch, tone and base emotion. You might at first think of stories from the battle front about modern warriors searching for Knighthood and epic blood soaked raging battle fields. Others might think of Gorilla chants, football team huddles or English soccer fans roaring at the loss of yet another world cup qualifier.
This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.
When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.
1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually
2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident
This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.
When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.
1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually
2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident
Karl woke up one morning, headed outside to his car and uttered a viscious Macedonian War Cry when he saw that his entire car was covered in Greek flags.
Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.
Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer
Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.
Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer
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Area in North Greece conquered 1913. Also known as Greek Macedonia or South Macedonia. It's capital is Solun. Mostly inhabited by Greeks, Macedonians, Vlachs and Turks. It used to a place where before 1948 Macedonians, Turks, Jews and Vlachs were living in peace and harmony. After the genocide that was preformed over the Macedonians, the population exchanges were done among Greece and Turkey and coming of the Greek colonizers people living there are majority Greeks.
Today at the beginning of the 21th century 700.000 Macedonians and the other smaller minority living in the "Greek Macedonia" haven't got their minority rights and recognition yet.
Today at the beginning of the 21th century 700.000 Macedonians and the other smaller minority living in the "Greek Macedonia" haven't got their minority rights and recognition yet.
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by Artmiz June 17, 2008
Get the macerena mug.A predominantly Slavic country located in the south western Balkans declared independence from Yugoslavia in 1991
by NMKWARRIOR January 28, 2019
Get the North Macedonia mug.Located in the center of Balkan Peninsula, Macedonia is ethnic territory compounded from three parts Vardar, Pirin and Aegean Macedonia
Ancient Macedonian tribes were settled on this territory and were united by the first Macedonian king Macedon. The most known Ancient Macedonian kings are King Philip 2nd who achieved to conquer whole Greece (338 BC, Battle of Chaeronea ), and his son Alexander 3rd the Great (or Alexander 3rd the Macedon) who is one of the biggest conquerer in the history of mankind who achieved to invade 75% of the ancient known world (Persia, Egypt,parts from India etc). Soon after his dead his empire falls apart in smaller regions, kingdoms governed by his generals and their dynasties.
Despite the nowadays Greek possessive propaganda there are many evidence why Ancient Macedonians weren't Greeks:
1. They had their own Macedonian language nothing similar to Ancient Greek (the language is the most important mark of one nation)
2. They were never invited to participate the ancient Olympic Games (the only allowed to compete were the Greeks).
3. They had their own religion.
4. Alexander 1st (5 century BC) was was called "phillhellen" which means "friend of the Greek people". He supplied the Greeks with timber which they desperately need it to build fleet to win the war against the Persians.
5. One of the most known Greek orator and statesman Demosthenes in his speeches called "Philipiki" (against the Macedonian King Philip 2) called the Macedonians a tribe that has no connection with the culturally elated Greece.
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The Macedonian region in the 3 century BC falls under Roman rule until the Middle Ages when Macedonian King Samoil creates big kingdom.
Macedonians are mixture from the the Ancient Macedonians and the Slavs who conquered this territory in 6-7 century AD (with the big movement of nations in Europe). This territory was torn apart in 1913 (The Balkan Wars) between the allied Balkan countries (Greece, Serbia, Bulgaria and Albania) which first banished the Ottoman Empire from it's territory (550 years under Turk rule) and then divided it.
Greece invaded Aegean, Serbia Vardar and Bulgaria Pirin Macedonia. Albania invaded small south-western part of its territory
The Republic of Macedonia was formed as socialist Republic in the Yugoslavian Federation from the Vardar part, its full independence achieved in 8 September 1991 after it separated
from the socialist system.
Ancient Macedonian tribes were settled on this territory and were united by the first Macedonian king Macedon. The most known Ancient Macedonian kings are King Philip 2nd who achieved to conquer whole Greece (338 BC, Battle of Chaeronea ), and his son Alexander 3rd the Great (or Alexander 3rd the Macedon) who is one of the biggest conquerer in the history of mankind who achieved to invade 75% of the ancient known world (Persia, Egypt,parts from India etc). Soon after his dead his empire falls apart in smaller regions, kingdoms governed by his generals and their dynasties.
Despite the nowadays Greek possessive propaganda there are many evidence why Ancient Macedonians weren't Greeks:
1. They had their own Macedonian language nothing similar to Ancient Greek (the language is the most important mark of one nation)
2. They were never invited to participate the ancient Olympic Games (the only allowed to compete were the Greeks).
3. They had their own religion.
4. Alexander 1st (5 century BC) was was called "phillhellen" which means "friend of the Greek people". He supplied the Greeks with timber which they desperately need it to build fleet to win the war against the Persians.
5. One of the most known Greek orator and statesman Demosthenes in his speeches called "Philipiki" (against the Macedonian King Philip 2) called the Macedonians a tribe that has no connection with the culturally elated Greece.
...
The Macedonian region in the 3 century BC falls under Roman rule until the Middle Ages when Macedonian King Samoil creates big kingdom.
Macedonians are mixture from the the Ancient Macedonians and the Slavs who conquered this territory in 6-7 century AD (with the big movement of nations in Europe). This territory was torn apart in 1913 (The Balkan Wars) between the allied Balkan countries (Greece, Serbia, Bulgaria and Albania) which first banished the Ottoman Empire from it's territory (550 years under Turk rule) and then divided it.
Greece invaded Aegean, Serbia Vardar and Bulgaria Pirin Macedonia. Albania invaded small south-western part of its territory
The Republic of Macedonia was formed as socialist Republic in the Yugoslavian Federation from the Vardar part, its full independence achieved in 8 September 1991 after it separated
from the socialist system.
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