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MacSaladDaddy

The amateur chef who has reached the pinnacle of his career, and makes the best Macaroni Salad for the Memorial Day / Independence Day / Labor Day parties.
He is just so-so on the grill, but he is the MacSaladDaddy when it comes to macaroni salad.
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mackspect

Pronunciation: \ˈmak-ˌspekt\
Function: noun

Etymology: Colloquial, a combination of the words 'mack' and 'prospect'

Definition:

1. An opportunity to flirt or hit on a girl.

2. Describes a female that is a likely candidate to flirt with or hit on, and potentially have sex with.
"man, lets go clubbin' tonight, i need more mackspects"

"dude, i'm adding angela to my list of mackspects"

"that girl hot! she is definitely a mackspect"
by TheRuthless April 22, 2010
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Mackszanious

God of everyone and everything, ever.
Look at that Mackszanious beast!
by Fuckerofevil November 17, 2010
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Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.
If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.
by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012
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machosexual

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.
by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012
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Macoma

When you study so much mathematics that you literally pass out.
Yesterday, I got a macoma from doing too much math.
by ed2point0 October 7, 2013
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Macoy's Grandma

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"
by hi25225 August 13, 2016
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