Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

Mockett

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

by Feicstur April 8, 2011

mocktail

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

mockumentary

Anything made by Michael Moore; whether or not he meant it to be that way.

Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!

MM: It wasn't a comedy.

Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.

MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!

Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.

by dammit janet September 5, 2003

Mockintosh

Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).

'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

mocko

A taco without any meat. A vegetarian taco.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so when we want Mexican, we make mockos.

by macblaster October 20, 2007

Möckli

Puke in swiss-german

Look at that Möckli, dosnt look it nice?

Ou nei, er het gmöcklet
Translation: Fucking shit, he puked.

by ZweeB September 14, 2012