Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions

Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.

by UD-Doc November 13, 2010

Strip Mining

When serving yourself food, picking out the best parts for yourself and leaving the less desirable parts for others.

Quit Strip Mining, you're taking all of the cheese!

by BDItillIdie February 12, 2010

Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.

Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.

by Socata January 13, 2008

Jupiter Mining Corporation

A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.

This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...

by Sky Captain April 17, 2004

monion

Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions

Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!

by InvivnI July 11, 2010

minionaire

a minionaire ususally occurs, when a minion usually working for 5 cent from india or pakistan ,becomes a millionaire, and they don't really know what to do,so they keep minioning while keeping the millions instead of going on holiday or cloning a spare arm just in case..!!you know go fucking wild and do something just mad!!

minion: ooh me chuthi i just won!!!!

minon2: (the shit one) ohhh we must continue to work and fool our neighbours!!
minionaire am i??
MERRICK!FUCK!

by freezeureggsellureggsbuyanarm April 15, 2009