midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

Midget Among Dwarves

To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene.

Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball!
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.

by SuggesterCow December 17, 2009

Midget Spinner

When two midgets are having sex and the top midget spins on the other midgets dick.

I was with Sally and she gave me a really good midget spinner.

by Cabot Arkansas April 19, 2018

Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.

The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011

midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.

The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.

by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009