ronald mcdonald

some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds

I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him

by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

McDonalds

A place where people will end up working at because they've been convinced school is useless.

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"

by dj gs68 October 19, 2003

Riley McDonald

a boy who wishes to only be loved and strives to find meaning and purpose to life, is also big gay

this fag loving cumdumpster is such a Riley McDonald

by Riley McDonald November 8, 2018

McDate

A date at Mc Donalds. Not considered a real date by many.

Jess: Oh my god Michael, I can't believe you went out with that ho.

Michael: Awww Jess, come one. I didn't cheat on you, it was only a McDate.

by McHater January 12, 2009

McDirty

The act of a stripper bending over as to form "the golden arches" with her backside, and at the same time fingering her own asshole while simultaneously being given fellatio by her equally slutty stripper friend.

"The pretzel was a blur.. after the MCDIRTY"

by xGREEN420x April 3, 2010

McDucking

The act of physically diving into your pile of chips when you're winning at poker. Extra points if you break the card table and bring the game to a halt. Based on wealthy avian industrialist Scrooge McDuck's habit of diving into his vault of gold coins.

A: "How did the Texas Hold'em tourney go last night?"
B: "Wesley was getting tired of taking all of our money, so he ended up McDucking. He wouldn't even pay for a new table afterwards."

by zombiebot September 4, 2011

mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.

1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.

by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012