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Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.

next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
Maria by guy sexy man November 23, 2018
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Maria is a word which is used to describe a woman that is extremely hostile, and will stop at nothing to take out her enemy. They often think they are better than others. This rush of extreme arrogance proves to be their downfall, as their plans usually fail. A Maria is not to be confused with the common name Maria
Woah this chick tried to get you expelled because she doesn’t like you? She sounds like a total maria” Said Jonathon
Maria by SillyGuy87 August 28, 2019
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Ugly ass Mexican chick that has no part in her hair and thinks she's amazing.
Guy1: Hey is that a Maria?

Ben: yeah it must be she's shorter then me with her boots on.
Maria by Memester67 January 30, 2017
maria is so stupid that, if there was to be a team of stupi noobs, she'll be captain
maria by rashfc December 28, 2007
She is a girl who we can kill when we get 100 signatures. She has a tiny wee wee. She has a very serious medical condition where she cant go more than 2 minutes without sucking dick. She likes Panic at the disco. She is married to Brendon Urie.

She protecc
she attacc
but most imporantly

she dick succ.
Maria sucked jaylins dick last night.
Maria by Me no succ dicc April 10, 2019
She has these weird houses in Michigan and Dayton I don’t know if she is a zombie it’s lacy I hate everybody taht lives here and she loves weston
It lose of many people in a kinnaper she is a lose women she is a whore -reachel it’s used to kill people like maria
Maria by Stalkers9273 June 14, 2019
When asked what’s a Maria ,everyone will look at you weird and ask the fuck is a Maria
Yo my dad is just like Maria ( non existent) tyrone proceeds to cry
Maria by YYXXMDN September 18, 2019