mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.

Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex

by _Tookié_ May 5, 2016

Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.

Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.

by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!

Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!

by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024

Knife in Mattress

A scenario, often playful and sexual, in which a person forcefully stabs a knife into a mattress and uses it as a sex toy, sometimes as part of an act or roleplay, while their partner or praises them.

The term is heavily inspired by a scene in the Book "Lights out" by Navessa Allen in which a character proposes the idea of riding a knife in a mattress.

Eammon i want you to grab a knife and stab it into the mattress and watch me ride it as you praise me.

Knife in Mattress

by Freaky Def August 10, 2025