mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

mantary

a male secretary; one who performs secretarial duties and is male. pronounced MAN-tarry

Just call his mantary; he'll set an appointment for you.

by apparelbycheryl August 26, 2007

Mantal

When a girl (even though she may be FAIRLY sane and normal) goes a bit nuts or Man Mental about a guy. usually drunk, usually on a night out.

Yeah, i always thought Nik was pretty normal, but don't you remember that time she was pissed and went a bit Mantal because Matt was talking to Chelc?

by Nikemp February 5, 2009

Mantality

(n) a masculine perspective adopted by women usually associated with dominance or entitlement

1.) In such a male dominated industry, the women who possess a mantality are the ones who go far.

2.) Sporting a mantality, his girlfriend has chosen to get back at him by staying out all night with her girlfriends and ignoring his texts.

by EmersonLives December 22, 2014

Tranny Mastas

Transvestite Masters.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.

LOVE.

Person one: OMG those girls are ridiculous
Person two: Yeah, they're tranny mastas fo life.

by TrannyLULS November 21, 2010

Malta

Fortress island in the centre of the Med. Together with Gozo and Comino forms part of Maltese Archipelago. Home to 380,000 Maltese and sun-burnt tourists. Highest density of churches and pre-history per sq km in Europe. Higher density of bad roads, great beer, fresh bread, corrupt politicians, entrepreneurs, building sites, five-star hotels, lazy fat cats and cars with 'I love Jesus' and 'Jesus loves me' stickers. National football team famously once lost 12-1 to Spain in a World Cup qualifier, seriously tarnishing reputation in the Netherlands, who suspect foul play to this day. Record for most air raids in World War 2. Somehow survives, despite thousands of years of turbulent history and no natural resources other than the general craftiness and stubborness of the nation.

I'm trapped on the constipated island of Malta. I don't know if I should escape or stay here for ever.

The day after the atom bomb, there were the first signs of life in the island of Malta.

by Max L Fly February 26, 2005

craig mactavish

Craig Mactavish the NHL star who didn't wear a helmet. Is a code name for not wearing a condom.

I hope I didnt get an Std i pulled a craig mactavish last night

by Billy V. April 4, 2006