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Logasm

The ejaculation of semen directly after urinating, generally due to buildup after not having an orgasm for an extended period of time.

It should be noted that this occurs without the sensation of orgasm, and is simply ejaculation of excess.
Man, I just had a Logasm in your toilet.
by Logan Richard Jude Reed June 11, 2006
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logs

Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."
by jgo312 December 28, 2005
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Logistics

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.
Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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Lonestar

The most awesome country band of all time. And don't say they stink, *cough cough Francesca cough* cause they don't. Really. Why would I lie to you?
by Sabu April 24, 2005
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Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
by dj nemesis September 21, 2013
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lopes'd

Is when you are tricked or hustled into paying for something by a friend or aquaintance.
Supercock forgot his wallet, then he Lopes'd me into paying for dinner
by Apples&Oranges November 30, 2013
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Genesis logistics

The worst place you can ever work at... Im some contries they send you to Genesis instead of prison.
IF you rob someone we will send you to Genesis Logistics for 10 years
by JORge ar December 23, 2010
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