Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

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Landfill Liner

When a product you bought comes with promotional junk you will never use. Cheap earbuds, stickers, batteries, speakers, water bottles, etc. Copious amounts of crappy accessories that end up filling the trash or a drawer you never use.

Dude, the laptop I bought came with a cheap plastic mouse, keyboard, carrying case, stickers, a water bottle, and crappy earbuds! This is just a whole lot of Landfill Liner.

by FrogFucker49 February 1, 2022

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One-liner

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When you write a nice long paragraph explaining a scene with descriptive words and you get hit with a '"Okay," He said.'

Jarry: "I thought you were doing this weird roleplay thing"
Mike: "Nah, too many one-liners"

by PersonWhoIsNotHuman October 19, 2018

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Liger

The offspring of a MALE lion and a FEMALE tiger. Bread for its magic skills. Very heavy but can jump and bound very well

Does your zoo have a liger?

by ZDPlover,WI December 22, 2004

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Linderful

An awesome person whose name is Linda. But she is so WONDERFUL that she and that word became one, because the whole world must know, the second they hear that name, that LinderFul is WonderFul.

That girl Lindeful has such an awesome personality and she is Truely My Hero.

by Gangstur February 1, 2005

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