black lifeguard

Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth

They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.

by Big Rob from PHX October 24, 2007

Love of my life

Someone who means the world to you and you love very much- Gitty

Gitty is the love of my life

by lllllllllly April 5, 2020

Your Life

An alteration of the comeback "Your Face" or "Your Mum"

Used in the same context, when nothing else can be said.

Scenario One..
Person One: Can I have my pen back?
Person Two: What pen?
Person One: The one in your hand.
Person Two: I don't know anything about a pen.
Person One: Stop being a shit.
Person Two: "Your life is shit"

Scenario Two..
Person One: That gig was dissapointing.
Person Two: "Your life is dissapointing"

MISUSE
Can be used incorrectly.
Scenario One..
Person One: I had a sandwich for lunch today.
Person Two: "Your life is a sandwich"

This just doesn't make sense.

Scenario Two..
Person One: Did you see that flower? It's so beautiful.
Person Two: Your life is beautiful.

Obviously the insult has now become a compliment.

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

hold on for dear life

to hold someone or something as tightly as you can in order to avoid falling.

to use a lot of effort to keep something.

hang/hold on (to someone or something) for dear life.

Hold on for dear life shouted Brian's mother as he held on to the rope that pulled him to safety.

by Dedicated1 April 27, 2014

Second Life

Second Life is a fun game to play. It's not a game you win. Instead, it's a game that simulates real life but cooler where you can teleport to different places like Butsu, northern lights dance club, and more. Teenagers and adults play second life. Mostly adults. Second life is for cool people and winners. You play it on a laptop. There are places to get free stuff. There's a place to go bowling. There's a sex beach. There's a place you see people dressed up in animal costumes. Linden is the currency of second life. There's a place where you can collect gems and turn them into Linden. Linden and money are exchangeable. You can buy Linden with money. You can sell Linden for money. You tip the DJs at the Northern lights. You can fly in second life. You can be a werewolf and then be a regular cool dude later on. And have your avatar wear sunglasses and drink soda. There are more places I been to but don't remember what it's called. I used to play second life as an adult. Not anymore. I don't have a laptop anymore. There are so many more places I didn't even see in second life.

I was dancing to cool music at northern lights. Second Life was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021

The 9 idiots who ruined my life

It was stray kids. All of stray kids. Woojin, Chan, Minho, Changbin, hyunjin, jisung, Felix, seungmin, and Jeongin. Our 9 idiots 💓

me: uwu the 9 idiots who ruined my life are stray kids 🥰

by Stanloonayeeyee April 7, 2019

life insurance

reason why so many spouses are killing each other

because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.

by pockadotslotz February 22, 2010