Phone Licker

Noun. Derogatory.

1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child

2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.
John sat in the corner playing free to play games on his phone as the party commenced around him. John is a phone licker.
by Mo_Shift_Fo July 10, 2013
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slick licker

A female who peforms oral sex on another female that has a shaved vagina.
Kim: Hey Joanna wanna eat my pussy?
Joanna: Only if it's shaved... you know I'm a real slick licker
by Erin and Travis April 30, 2007
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copper licker

Someone who licks someone out when the person being licked out is on their period.
Gets the name from the taste being linked to tasting like copper.
"That Cory kid licked some girl out when she was on her period."

"Ugh, he's a copper licker."
by mollifer October 20, 2008
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tire licker

A whore usually found at car meet that gets passed around more than your drift spares at a event with your buddy's. usually wearing leggings and busted ass uggs that have more camber than your first 240. Claims she likes cars but drives a stock civic.
My dude at the meets always picks up tire lickers.
by Nikkafuckyall February 02, 2017
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Sticker Licker

I got done by the sticker licker the other day, I was 5 minutes too late
by dglad4 March 29, 2013
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Laminate Licker

A term used to describe someone who licks shaved vagina. An antonym of Rug Muncher. Can also be used as an insult to lesbians.
"Emmas a dirty laminate licker!"

"Edward often engages in laminate licking"
by TheMrCRAZY April 20, 2010
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Window Licker

A child with a disease in the head; One who rides a short bus
by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018
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