vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

by chauncey August 5, 2003

Osama Bin Laden

A fuckin asshole, good for nothing, poor excuse for a living being, who looks like a fuckin goat and fucks little kids; George W. Bush caught him masturbating in a cave last night.

goat

George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!

by Ihategoats June 11, 2006

hafada ladder

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?

by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

Osama Bin Laden

The World Hide-and-Seek Champion, given the title after eluding the U.S. Armed Forces for 9 years and 5 months, but ultimately received a bullet in the face by a U.S. Navy Seal on May 1, 2011.

If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...

by ColdCaliber June 12, 2011

sign the ladder

A phrase that means having sex with somebody in your bed for the first time.

Person 1: Yo I know that girl's coming over tonight, you think she's gonna sign the ladder?

by blinkoff9 February 21, 2009

Osama Bin Laden

The leader of al-Qaeda who wants to destroy America. Behind the U.S.S. Cole and 9/11 attacks on Americans, just to name a few. Liberal morons like to think he's connected to the Bush family, when the reality is that Osama bin Laden is one of over 50 children and was disowned by his family and exiled from Saudi Arabia and there's no real connection between him and Bush at all. Try getting your facts from someone other than Michael Moore.

Liberals actually think Bush is more evil than Osama bin Laden. What they don't seem to realize is that if bin Laden could, he'd have them all lined up against a wall and shot.

by America > You October 11, 2006

laydeeze

1.plural fo' women, hoes, bitches
2.ghetto plural fo' craka hoes

Brian asked "Howz da laydeeze" when he really meant "I've been jockin da bitches and slappin da hoes". Tru dat u sik ass mofo!

by Lucy Rodriguez December 13, 2006