worth a length

when you see someone youd'e like to fuck

look at that slut, shes worth a length

by oli plant January 26, 2007

About a dicks length

Anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart

Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?

Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***

All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)

by tuggertugger September 23, 2015

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

black penis length

Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.

I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.

by Milhouse Miniwinkle March 19, 2021

Lengend

a co worker who thinks they r legend but really just lie to ther other co workers over the internet about stupid things which makes he or she seem cooler when it doesnt at all

Jono: OH hey Elise
Elise: hey i died my hair purple
Jono: oh thats really cool u lengend

by Charlllie January 31, 2009

Length

If something is over avarage in size, longness, sometimes pronounced "LEMF"

(1)
A: This film is 4 hours long mate.
B: Length!

(2)
A: I walked all the way from Central London to Barnet this morning, I was hammered...
B: That is :Length!

(3)
A: Ive got work at 11pm through the night
B: Lenth!

by dirtydexta December 13, 2009

lengloi

it means pretty lady
if you want to say it in a plural form you just say it with an's'

hello lengloi how can I help you?

by hypeasiaaaan May 30, 2018