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lanus

an awesome guy that i haven’t talked to much but still i know he is
lanus is so cool
by sawah< December 25, 2022
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LaniusKingfire

LaniusKingfire is the greatest Kingfire to exist. He created the leaders of Kingfire. From 86 members to above 500. Recruiter of Claudius. Though annoying, he is the most loyal member of the Kingfire Bloodline and hardest working.
Person 1: you heard about LaniusKingfire
Person 2: yeah bro he's a hero to kingfire, a real champion
by KingfireChadMan December 31, 2022
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LandShark

Any police on patrol looking for prey.

They usually hunt in pairs or more but sometimes they hunt alone

Always terrifying and never friendly
Watch out whenever you see one passing by in the next lane over or wherever you spot them

If you can see them
they have definitely seen you

So just try to blend in and don't stand out from the heare of other fish nearby

If you are ever targeted and they attempt to get behind you
do everything you can to not let them get close enough to read your tag

pull into a parking lot or random driveway
immediately pop your hood and get out taking your keys out of the ignition
this is very important
go look under your hood and pretend to ne checking something

Just don't make eye contact and pull out your phone and pretend to dial and start talking like its your best buddy just down the street on his way to come help

with a little luck the shark will move on to another victim

if the shark is extra hungry
you may need to wait him out

just be patient and he will eventually get another call or get bored and move on

as soon as he leaves

carefully and quickly
get the heck out of site
go the opposite direction and don't stop panicking until you're safe at home or inside Walmart
Holy Shotgun Shells did you see those landsharks back there. Omg Where the heck is Walmart and how can I get there faster

Its the only place they hate to catch prey
to many witnesses
landsharks prefer to hunt in darkness far from pedestrians and cameras
Its difficult to rape and pillage with a village watching and whispering behind you
by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023
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Landis

Yo! That sick 360 90 degree angel flip on you skateboard was soooooooo Landis!!
by I love Zest with RANCH March 23, 2023
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landsho

The man, The myth, The Legend.. One of the greatest /somali celebrities OAT. From Voice Messages too entertaining the world on stage. He is the most talented man to ever roam the internet
Oh how I wish to rizz like Landsho
by Landsho July 26, 2024
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Landscape

To flash your boobs at someone
“I’m so lucky, sometimes my gf landscapes me with me even asking.”

“In one episode of Community, Britta landscapes Fat Neil in exchange for Hot Chili Pepper tickets.”
by Scooterthecat December 20, 2023
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LANDShark

Landshark
-noun - verb
-land-based hallway mammal named Winston
- pretending to act like ocean based carnivore-shark
-actions involve upside-down actions with mouth snapping behaviour which involves Cousin Winston Pillow.
Winston was evolving into a landshark at bedtime.

Watch your fingers .
by GiggityKoe January 26, 2024
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