by Hdheosnsndbdj August 22, 2017

When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to respond.
Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night!
-- Damn. What did you do?
I said 'I love you too'.
-- You pussy.
-- Damn. What did you do?
I said 'I love you too'.
-- You pussy.
by mr.corruption August 1, 2005

When, in (or in some cases, out of) a relationship, one partner says "I love you" when the phrase has never been used before between the two.
"How'd it go last night man?"
"Shit got awkward real fast, we sat down and ordered our drinks and I told her I loved her and wanted to have her children even though it's biologically impossible we would find a way to make it work and she said maybe we shouldn't go on another date, like what the fuck?"
"Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't believe you just dropped the L Bomb on the first date - no wonder you're 47 and still a virgin."
"Shit got awkward real fast, we sat down and ordered our drinks and I told her I loved her and wanted to have her children even though it's biologically impossible we would find a way to make it work and she said maybe we shouldn't go on another date, like what the fuck?"
"Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't believe you just dropped the L Bomb on the first date - no wonder you're 47 and still a virgin."
by They call me the mutant shit June 27, 2016

by Instalover December 3, 2016

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.
Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"
by PurEvil May 4, 2006

by theneighborhoodhoe June 22, 2016

"every minute my style switches up, they said a real man wont hit a girl well i aint real cuz i beat bitches up"
"im livin up to my extortion image, i be stalkin lenox, catchin more bodes than abortion clinics. a kid tried to take L out, shot me in the chest with a tech, i just laughed and spit the shell out"
"big L is that nigga you expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck, im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"
"the bitch type i dislike, im rougher than a fist fight, all chicks aint shit aint no such thing as ms. right"
"im livin up to my extortion image, i be stalkin lenox, catchin more bodes than abortion clinics. a kid tried to take L out, shot me in the chest with a tech, i just laughed and spit the shell out"
"big L is that nigga you expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck, im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"
"the bitch type i dislike, im rougher than a fist fight, all chicks aint shit aint no such thing as ms. right"
by mostlivestbrova April 19, 2006
