THE KRAKEN!!

An 18 year old girl by the nick name of NT has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. A monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.

Dude nt's bergina is like THE KRAKEN!! Not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles

by Megreaterthenyou March 5, 2011

Kape

To kiss someone without getting the person's consent.
Like rape, just for kissing.

F: I want to kiss you!
T: Well I don't want you to!
F: I'll kape you then!

by FruityBethie+ToastySam October 13, 2008

karpenko

The act of poopdicking a girl and not being proud of it, yet not ashamed of it.

I questioned him, and, while he admitted that he gave her the karpenko, he showed no remorse.

by A concerned Russian October 8, 2006

Kramer, Cosmo

The only man in the world who has to hide from all N****.

I know how hard it is to hide from Two N****, but can you imagine?

No N****... No N****.... OH JESUS!

--Katt Williams on Kramer, Cosmo

by The Restless October 9, 2008

Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010

Kramer

A racist. His real name is Michael Richards, but most people know him by his character's name on the sitcom Seinfeld.

Kramer doesn't like black people.

by 3957493 November 23, 2006

Release The Kraken

Fart

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"

by cmjvikes April 9, 2010