Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

Katie Kindergartner

Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.

I hate Katie Kindergartner

by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020

Sage Kimzey

G.O.A.T

Sage Kimzey is GOAT

by Kpcolts March 2, 2021

busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.

So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!

by BigDick74 September 6, 2014

Sour Patch Kinder

Very tasty candy

Sour patch kinder: WE CANT BE SWEET! WE MUST BE SOUR!!! *becomes nazi*

by _igger May 25, 2023

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

Kindess

The word "Kindness" misspelled as "Kindess" in the game Animal Crossing New Horizons

No one is really sure as to what it means

When you come across someone in trouble on the beach, you help them, setting a fine example for all the island residents. Such kindess with surely find its way back to you.

by Saxidro April 6, 2020