Kardashian Marry

to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months

I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.

by Monkeypickle November 2, 2011

kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

by Somarity February 6, 2019

Kardashed

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something

Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.

by Happy Girly of course! November 2, 2011

kaeda

Kaeda is smart and also dumb at the same time. A kaeda will say the stupidest things unintentionally. Everything kaeda says is either really dumb or really smart. Don't talk about Trump near a kaeda because she will rage. After watching the news one day she began to rage and never stoped. "I am done with America, I am moving to Canada" said kaeda. She may be a little stupid but she is also very smart. After high school she will have a great paying job. Good for her. Over the past few months she has been the smartest person I know. One of the smartest people, man I don't know a lot of people. Nice little kaeda.

Kaeda is very smart.

by DreamyLearner73 May 16, 2018

karadag

A spear chucking toad who likes to clean up load via slurping.

This dude on Rocket league is a real Karadag

by im too nolow to rember December 27, 2021

kardash

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.

I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.

by metzler31 December 28, 2011

Khloe Kardashian

The best Kardashian. The funniest one. She is so caring and is always making sure everything is okay. She is very family oriented and has a beautiful daughter called True. Always picks the wrong guys but we still love her. She is such an amazing person and has the best zoduac sign. You guessed it she's a cancer.

Person one: omg that girl is always being the sweetest person ever
Person two: omg I know she is such Khloe Kardashian

by @ethskhlo May 31, 2020