jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

1933 Jewed

The act of being "burned, roasted, gassed, and flamed" referring to the Holocaust.

Dang Timmy you just got 1933 Jewed by Eugene over there!

by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017

jewbilee

Someone who is extremely Jewish.

Man, that guy is a jewbilee.

by Kitty May 15, 2004

jewbid

On eBay, a jewbidder will wait until the last minute (or even last few seconds) on an auction before placing their bid. This means the other bidder(s) don't have enough time to complete their bids before the auction ends.

The intention is to avoid bidding early, so you don't drive the price up.

I was trying to outsmart the other bidders by bidding late. Damn jewbidders beat me to it.

by scruft March 7, 2010

jewelers

A person/people that makes you sell jewellery.

My best mate is a jeweler.

We can buy more jewellery from the jewelers across the street.

by Sammy2307 September 22, 2013

jewel

my name. similar to Jewel the singer (lower case "s"), however, i am Jewel the Magnificent (capitol "M"). I was born 1st. I have a better looking ass. My teeth are perfect and not all jacked up. Not to mention, i am not a dirty hippie.

Jewel the Magnificent is so much better than Jewel the singer, she rocks like an AC/DC concert!

by Jewel the Magnificent January 20, 2005

jeheilly

Jeheilly is a really sweet girl and cute she is Spanish if u ever see a jeheilly u know she is going to be cute.

If u see a jeheilly she is going to be cute and she like a boy kenneth.

by gang shi November 29, 2017