Jareb

A wonderful and intelligent guy. He's loyal and funny and knows how to have fun.

I met the coolest guy, whose name was Jareb

by ToriTopaz January 25, 2017

jaraevia

Jaraevia is an spectacular person. She is hyper and energetic with friends but shy. Jaraevia is very pretty and sparkles like a dimand with her personality. She couldn't care less if you insulted her but not her friends. She is most none to have Spanish or Indian friends. She is a very smart student willing to learn for her own good

Jaraevia is very smart

by Arigirl April 6, 2018

Jared Pabellano

Asian kid with really good dank life

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt

by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018

jared and isabella

Two people that are meant to be together for a long time.

I want to be like Jared and Isabella

by Daddy's Baby mama January 7, 2019

Janser

Janser is the name of the famous rapper, XXXTentacion, you use the name Janser for mostly memes about him because its not his real name.

XXXTentacion after death: *Uploads a video*
Meme guys: Long live Jahseh😭😭😭, be safe at heaven Janser😤😤😤

by Invalid Silver January 26, 2019

Jared

When you first meet him he acts all tough but as you get to know him you realize how much of a softy he is. He is caring, understanding and he’s the cutest smile. It’s impossible not to fall in love with such a perfect guy.

Definition of perfect? Jared

by RedheadsAreAmazing May 12, 2019

Jared

Once a lost and troubled soul trapped in the fourth underworld, Jared became a God to the Aztecs when mysterious life forms descended to Mictlan seeking an ancient rumored power. The citizens of Planet Z spent years traveling through different dimensions only to discover what they sought was not to be found - but created. Jared was chosen by the leader of Z. A few indulgent meanderings and shots of whiskey later, the celestial alignment cast an electric surge between Cancer and Scorpio. The surge was so poignant, tightly bound and focused that Jared became the first being to have successful intercourse with an extraterrestrial, bridging the gap between Gods and Aliens by taking on the role of Daddy: God of The Impossibly Mindblowing Orgasm. The Z leader surrendered to Jared as an object of pleasure for all eternity as an expression of gratitude for helping to create the ultimate sexual energy. Although Jared is immortal, his human form is a specimen of perfection, sexuality and divine masculinity. His generously proportioned reproductive organ was hand sculpted by Zeus with perfection in the style of a male Venus de Milo. Jared excels in all things delicious, and even his humanly procreative fluids are indicated by legend to have an intoxicating flavor as well as healing powers and a magical, iridescent glow.

I could spend forever drinking from a fountain filled by the excited expulsions of Jared.

Jared likes to get real fucked up.

by Ballfro Esquire May 8, 2020