Jambolaya

It's when your friends are drunk and you are able to position them in sexually compromising positions.

They were so wasted last night that we jambolaya'd them by placing Steve's hands down Jim's pants.

by Stephan H July 26, 2008

jamboing

The process of grabbing hold of a cadets testicles in order to win a game of last man standing

Cadet1: he’s got me nuts!!! He’s got me nuts. He’s jamboing me!!! Alright alright you win!
Cadet2: you’ve been jambo’ed

by loki2511 July 13, 2009

jamborknows

SHE DOES KNOW. *COUGH COUCH* BRANSON

"Jamborknows, bitchhh"

by welovejambor November 1, 2009

STD jamboree

A festival in which STDs are transferred from person to person.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have AIDS
Patient: Damnit. I knew I shouldn't have gone to that STD jamboree!

by Stevoisiak February 21, 2014

Jaboo Freeny

A person who is doing something ridiculous and another person calls them out for it.

Dad: Do your chores.
Kid: I'd rather play video games.
Dad: Stop being a Jaboo Freeny...

by KatAttack_ September 18, 2017

Jaboc

Jaboc is a different breed of the name 'Jacob'. Traditionally this person is the biggest simp you will meet and most likely plays it off horribly. People who are named Jaboc also think that vehicular manslaughter should be legalized.

"Look at Jaboc, he is simping so much over there, DID HE JUST RUN A FAMILY OVER?"

by Jabocw April 24, 2021

jabooty hook

The act of slipping ones three middle fingers into the crack of another person withh full force while saying "jabooty hook"

bruce had his hand in dan's ass and pulled off a solid jabooty hook
sarah jabooty hooked jen last night

by billy 787 November 25, 2007