Joy Dip

The strange, intense and pleasurable sensation a male gets in his penis while riding or driving in a car that suddenly crosses a dip in the road.

This effect appears to be amplified on vehicles such as school buses - especially when sitting in the back.

Son "what was that?!"
Dad "Son, that's what is called a joy dip"

by squart mudbottom April 10, 2010

Joy Time

Another word for Toy Time but more expressive of the intense emotion felt by children around the world when they wake up one morning during Toy Time and find really cool toys.

Upon opening a brightly wrapped package with his name on it one morning during Toy Time and upon discovering it was a Master Replica light saber, our son Harrison leaped into the air and with great joy shouted "Thank you Yenta!"

Now, if you ask me, not that you did, but the correct way to celebrate your children is to make Toy Time Joy Time.

by Mamalla September 16, 2006

Joy Rag

An old piece of cloth, towel or material used to wipe off the jizz after masturbating.

Simon likes to hide his joy rag between the mattress.

by Jimmy Swaggar November 29, 2003

Joy ride

to use a vehicle that isnt yours and drive it around.usually the car is mashed up after the ride

i took that car for a joyridelastnight

by strawberry sauce May 24, 2005

Joy of Satan

A religion based on the reformation of the Aryan (Indo european/Indo Iranian) ancient religions; it holds the belief in spiritual enlightenment through consistent meditation and that Odin/Poseidon/Enki/Shiva are all the same being (Satan). Based on the idea that all “demons” and Christian beliefs were stolen from pagan religious beliefs; with the transformation of gentile Gods as the demons. You can see name similarities, such as Astaroth to Astarte/Ishtar, Andras to Andrasta, Beelzebub to Ba’al/Enlil, and so on.

In the aryan language of Sanskrit, Satyan translates literally to “truth” and the Chaldean equivalent (which predates Abrahamism) to Enki was called “Satan.”

They tend to be National Socialist, and hate Zionism/Globalism/Judaism, but are open to Semitic followers. Enemy entities are called “Grey terrestrials” or “reptilians” which represent angelic (anti human) entities. As Christians practically believe that anything natural is evil, especially sex.

Joy of Satan is an attempt to recreate the original religion of the Kurgan Indo-European family. They do not promote the use of drugs at all, quite the contrary to what one of the dumbasses said when defining this.

by Fucku niggerlover March 16, 2020

joy ride

When a teenager takes his parents car keys and drives around town (usually messing up the car)

Dude i took my parents bently yestaday fer a fucking sweet joy ride

by heypudding June 13, 2007

Joy sticking

The dangerous activity of trying to have sex while driving a car.

John and Kathy rolled up there car last night. they were joy sticking.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009