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Jessie

Nz slang for nz native who murdered and dismembered grace muillane in a crime of passion, dismembered her and packed her in a suitcase for disposal.

News reports suggest up to 6 were dismembered in the same hotel room.

See moa.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
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Jessie

Jessies kinda a wannabe theatre kid. Also a bit of an ass.
Is Jessie singing Hamilton again?

yes, yes she is.
by lizard_rat September 15, 2020
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Doing a Jessie

When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.
Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!

Damn! She was doing a Jessie!
by MeLukas December 25, 2022
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Jessie doll

When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.

Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!

Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 1, 2023
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Jessie

Jessie (also called blue) is a weird person that can usually be found roaming around FNaF servers. He is weird, a bitch and should definitely end his life NOW
"yo jessie should kts"
by luvsobss August 22, 2023
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Jessie

Jessie may sound like a girl name but it's a guy name, too. They are nice, caring, loveable, handsome, PACKED🥴🍆, funny, and just a good person in general. They'll check up on you asking how you've been. They sometimes play GTA 23/7. They can stay on call with you ALL night asking you questions. They'll buy you things without asking you, they'll make you feel good, happy and maybe he'll spoil you. He gives you butterflies every time you're with him. There are no words to explain how much of a good person he is.
Person: Yo who is that??
You: Ohh it's my friend Jessie.
Person: Damn, he's cute. Ya'll make a cute couple
You: Aww really? I really like him but I don't know how to tell him.
by isa._.16 January 6, 2021
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jessie

jessie = term used at the end of any sentence (appropriately as a greeting or slang terms.
ex. hey jessie, omg jessie, jessa.
by hot wise woman August 2, 2021
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