Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.
They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.
Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.
Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
by Jdog4ever January 04, 2020
i feel bad for jessica
Jessica is a common name. They are girls that tend to have a big heart. They support you when you need it and never leave you. If you know a Jess praise her for everything she does for you. They are very pretty girls with great personality’s. As well as a big heart they have big bums too. Their smile can brighten your day. Jess’ are great people, don’t let them go!
by Sarah7890 June 30, 2018
The BADDEST BITCH you will ever meet. She always got hoes trying her but she stays unbothered. She a queen, so treat her with care. SUPER nice, but if you try the bitch she gonna throw hands. Gives people too many chances, and is too nice to hoes who take her love for granted. She loves herself and don't need any man. What she do need is sleep tho, the bitch gets like 5 minutes a night.
"You know Jessica"?
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
by ohnojessicaa August 29, 2019
A girl who everyone loves and is very friendly. Usually has brown hair and hazel eyes. They usually have strong bonds with animals like dogs or cats. She is that girl that talks to anyone and everyone she runs into. She talks to every guy and misleads everyone until you find out she likes some 300 pound kid who is ugly AF and your like WTF. Trust me if your friends with one keep it that way.
by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 24, 2018
Jessica is a super funny and cheerful gal that doesn't care for the volume or care for others ear drums. She is a constant giggler and instantly cheers veryone up. Chick on the streets, freak in the sheets. You know what's up with this girl, day or night every thing is funny.
by Everything is poo September 10, 2017