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Incel

The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Hot Incel

An individual who is attractive looking, typically a man, can attract people, they could have rizz but never gets to fornicate with the sex they want to fornicate with.
Bro he’s not bad looking, he’s just a hot incel like he can pull and has game but for some reason chicks don’t wanna bang him, I don’t get it.
by ZaR4Van August 5, 2024
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Incel

Word used by femoids and wokes when they lose an argument to men
Person 1(male) : Women can commit sexual abuse too
Person 2 (femoid) : incel
by f@ggotkiller November 12, 2023
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involuntary incel

Someone who cannot find women, men, animals, and or LGBTQ2+ sexual partners. This is due to certain features of the incel. Some examples are micropenis, obesity, attractiveness, potential autism and also straight up hatred towards some gender identities and sexual orientations.
Do you see those two involuntary incels Jeff and Adam sitting in this strip club. These women wont even touch them and thats their job.
by Homeless69 October 23, 2023
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Incel

Megamind: “oh wow ur sons turning out to be a fine young incel!”

His mom:” not by choice :(“
by Fl0ppy_t0ad March 28, 2022
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Incel

Someone who disagrees with lonely cat ladies and male virgins (typically far-left communists with no social life outside of the internet) on Reddit.
Normal Person: I don't find obese land whales on Reddit attractive.

Lonely Cat-Lady: "I'm getting incel vibes".
by Best Definitions LOLLOL March 11, 2024
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Incel

Involuntarily a Virgin
"Lmao this person is much incel because insert statement you disagree with"
by Moose in Canada April 11, 2024
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